December 2010
Guys, Read this.. & Well as for girls
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
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You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
3 years old - “mommy, i love you” 13 years old - “WHATEVER MOM !” 16 years old - “Mom is so damn annoying” 18 years old - “i wanna leave this house!” 25 years old - “Mom, you were right” 30 years old - “i wanna be with my mom again” 50 years old - “i dont want to lose my mom” 70 years old - “i would give up everything for my mom to be here with me”
We only have 1 Mom. Reblog this if you...
The awkward moment when you discover that Frenzy... →
angelogelomet:
superjnz:
themashoojames:
griiiinky:
happyseabear:
toctothehand:
chantooooy:
thereallianne:
tinasilvestre:
kamotealmonte:
santanaslushie-:
OMG =))))))))))))))))
ruined my grade 5 life….
Once asked my mom to buy me Trust condom. Thought it was a candy.
AHAHAHAHAHA
More like the awkward moment when you ask your mom what it actually is =))))))
...
Your crush asks you who your crush is.
vanishedknights:
In your head, you’re like:
Is it wrong that I wish to receive a text msg from...
solittletime:
My reaction when I receive a msg that wasn’t from you:
And my reaction when I received something from you:
It's always the same
breeetastic:
ramenlover14:
He stops talking to me
Talks to other girls
Feel like killing those bitches
I settle with the fact that he doesn’t like me
OMG HE JUST SAID HI TO ME
Hopes going up
And then he does it again
When someone accidentally hits you...
vvolverine:
immatumblr-ing:
On the outside, I’m like…
but on the inside…
Kung pinagyayabang mo 'yang kagwapuhan mo, tandaan...
faindylicious:
Reblog if you pray.
justselfishjealousdepressed:
I want to see how many will reblog.
aurevoirs:
When I see couples like:
On the outside I’m like:
But on the inside I’m like:
too relevant AHAHA forever aloooooooooooooone
=))
